Rons Questions & Answers


Should children recite the pledge of allegiance at the start of school each day?
No, because doing so would contradict with the very idea of a FREE country, where we can make our own choices (Children are not in the MILITARY!). No child should be pledging allegiance to ANYTHING. Only adults of sound mind should be pledging any allegiances.


What's the answer to 2 + 2?
Contrary to popular belief, it's 3.999999999999999999999999999
that is, if you believe my computer...  ;)

I even wrote a small game to test your knowledge on what 2 and 2 is.


What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A Mechanic.


Why won't anyone ever win the battle of the sexes?
Because there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.


If a tree falls down in the woods, and nobody hears it, does it still make a sound?
Of course it does.  I know, because a squirrel told me so.


What did people use to wipe their behinds with before toilet paper was invented?
According to my father, it was the Sears catalog.  Sears/Roebuck must be very proud to have been such a popular 'read'!